And the movie we are looking at today is... *drum-roll please*...
|You cannot have the Precious, it is my PRECIOUS!|
|"Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense..." it's Aladdin melting but hey he's escaping.|
|Moral of this story is... don't lie or your might lose an eye.|
|Note: Self-hypnosis is not advised unless you have super cosmic powers*|
*Super cosmic powers do not guarantee success
|Just skip to the cave and steal a ruby, my darling!|